Note to self: Never, on any occassion, should you peruse the DIY tag on Tumblr.

YOU WILL NEVER EMERGE ALIVE.

Margo’s post is going to have me giggling for the rest of the day.

sherlockian-rhapsody:

gallifreyansquid:

thegirlincendio:

What if heaven is a giant movie theater where you can watch fanfiction as movies and your otp is canon and there’s free refills on popcorn

You know… normal girls just daydream about getting married and perfect outfits.

I always laughed at the thought of love at first sight. I mean, how preposterous, loving someone the minute you first lay eyes on them. How stupid.

I take back everything I’ve ever said about that.

I just fell desperately in love with my digital media professor. Omg, I just walked into the room and there he was, handsome as SIN. Holy smokes, I’m smitten.

This is going to be a goooooooooood term. :P

China: Everything. Must. Be. Perfect.
Great Britain: LET'S HAVE GILDEROY LOCKHART START THIS MOTHER FUCKER THEN SET FIRE TO THE FUCKING RAIN AND THEN WE'LL PARACHUTE THE QUEEN OUT WITH JAMES BOND. HEY! WHY NOT HAVE JK ROWLING READ THE WHOLE WORLD A STORY THEN MAKE A HUGE ASS VOLDEMORT APPEAR??? FUCK HOW ABOUT DURING THE CLOSING CEREMONY LET'S MAKE RUSSEL BRAND DRESS UP AS WILLY WONKA THEN SHOW BORIS DANCING AND WHY NOT MAKE THE FACE OF LENNON USING PAPER OR SOMETHING AND FREDDIE MERCURY CAN SING THE CROWD TO TEARS THEN WHY NOT BRING OUT THE SPICE GIRLS BECAUSE REASONS. HEY WHY DON'T WE ALSO ADD SOME INDIANS THROWING POWDER AT ERIC IDLE?
Brazil: ..... shit