The only normal person in the smith family is grandpa.
- Esther is trying to lose her v card
- Tootie talks about dead babies and morbid shit
- Agnes threatened to physically harm the housekeeper and wants a hunting knife for christmas
- Katie the housekeeper kicks cats into cellars breaking their backs down every step
- the mom is a dame and is going to the christmas dance dressed like McGonagall
- The father is an idiot
- and Rose and Alonso are excited and flirtatious about attending a dance together
WELCOME TO MEET ME IN ST. LOUIS GOOD OLD FASHIONED MGM MUSICAL CHRISTMAS MOVIE.
I applaud you, my friend, for perfectly describing this heartwarming ~family~ holiday classic.
I commend you.
Ohmigosh, ohmigosh. Polyvore has a home interior section now.
I was on there a couple days ago and I do not remember them having that before.
You guys cannot comprehend the delight I am experiencing right now.
[1940s head cheerleader voice] gee, betty lou, i just don’t know if i can let cal wakefield take me to the homecoming dance. i have a darling new dress to wear and it would be swell to date a boy on the baseball team and, yes, his father does own half the dry goods stores in lower michigan—but golly does it ever feel plain old wrong to lead him on like that when i only have eyes for—[sighs]—that gorgeous joseph cotten