discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

pinkbaron:

thorhead:

pretty much the most accurate of the nightbloggers you will ever see is when barbossa’s crew get exposed to moonlight in curse of the black pearl

you best start believing in 3am posts miss turner

you’re in one

(Source: thordoftherings)

Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

iamtheboywhowaited:

Sometimes I listen to Judy Garland and just sob because she is perfection.

My future Kids: what was music like when you were growing up?
Me: I don't know. I listened to what your great grandparents listened to.

bette-davis-we-love-you:

Tumblr : The one place where I can fangirl and swoon over dead actors and no one gets worried.

(Source: bettyjoansperske)

sealcat:

do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” becuase there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless 

This post is my entire existence.

“I need to stop falling in love with dead men,” I whisper to myself as I sit three millimeters away from my laptop screen.